Been having this insane urge lately to do with this blog exactly what I do with everything and blow it up so big it doesn’t fit in my interest anymore. I don’t feel like talking about that bs, so instead I’ll talk HGTV.

I like the ones with low budgets best because they feel more possible, but more than whoever’s house it is I like hosts that engage me. Recently I started watching Married to Real Estate and boy is it ever a trip.

In shows like Hometown, they smooch and love and seem flimsy as burly and baby paper dolls. It’s weird to say a legit onscreen couple has no chemistry that’s palatable, and perhaps they really do love each other, but not the way I see the folks on Married to Real Estate loving each other. Perhaps it’s just taste, too. I prefer depictions of love with a little bite, something pissed to spice the peace.

Really they’re just fun to watch. This rich couple is nice to see, especially when they fight over something.