“Johnny Carson! Man, when did he go off the air?”
“His last show was May 22nd, 1992, at 11:30pm,” Mom spoke immediately. Tried to keep a straight face but ended up snorting, eyes gleaming.
“Oh,” he said. “A fan, I suppose?”
“Not at all. I was just watching it in the hospital while I was pushing out this one here,” she responded, and then reached forward and pushed my bra strap under my shirt, patting my premature shoulder lightly after. I wanted to die.

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