I’ve literally never met someone so funny.

Year one of life just passed, I was changing her diaper. She pointed down after I cleaned her off and said, “Vadino?”

“Vagina,” I corrected. We were learning body parts.

“No,” she responded immediately.

“No?”

A grin cracked across her face, a wild glee alighting in her eyes, and then she growled out “VaaaaaDINO, raaawr!” and wiggled her hips.

I fucking died, y’all. I absolutely died.

So did she. Laughed so hard, in fact, she peed all over herself, the couch, and my pants.